Sunday, December 2, 2007

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Imperial Majesty Patrick the Nimble of Wallop upon Deane
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Music ... Life's Lil Adjective .

I to am Melancholy , Baby ...
Hit it maestro !!!!!

(Wang Chung / peter wolf )

I'd drive a million miles
To be with you tonight
So if youre feeling low
Turn up your radio
The words we use are strong
They make reality
But now the musics on
Oh baby dance with me

Rip it up - move down
Rip it up - move it down to the ground
Rip it up - cool down
Rip it up - and get the feeling not the word

Chorus:
Oh everybody have fun tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody wang chung tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody wang chung tonight
Everybody have fun


















Sunday, June 10, 2007

It only Hurts when I laugh ...

Hey kids ... Big Rick here ...
Well Friday ( 6-8-07 ) was supposed to be a HIGH POINT in my Radio / Comedy career so far ... I was leaving work early to get a head start on traffic ...
I was invited / scheduled to appear on the " Scotty & Alex " show on FreeFM 94.1 WYSP in Philadelphia ... They do a segment called LAUGH OUT LOUD that features Local Comedians doing 3 mins. of their stand-up material , the audience gets to call-in and critique the performance. Then the comic hangs with the boys for approx. an hour .
Well I was putting Tools & Equipment in my Truck and to make a LONG story SHORT ... I came crashing down on the Side of the truck bed and cracked my rib cage ( Right Side ) on the STEEL protective plating ...
F**CKING body took full fall ... O U C H !!!! Couldnt get undressed @ home or get a shower . Moved the wrong way and felt a SEVERE pull or tear or meat & bone moving or some unpleasant experience in Rib Tips / Stomach muscle area ..... hurt to breath deep or move certain ways ...
I knew Philly was OUT of the F**cking question ...
I called Scott Riley from SCOTTY & ALEX and told him what happened and he said get checked out , HEAL & we will re-schedule ... He's a real nice guy ...
They were local Heroes @ 102.7 WJSE down home here near " VEGAS LITE " ( Atlantic City ) ... Then they Hit the 4th largest Market in the COUNTRY : Philadelphia !!! My friend and mentor Jimmy ROUNBOY Graham dropped my name to Scotty about my Friday night RADIO SHOW on WVLT Cruisin 92.1FM in Vineland on our In Between Diapers RADIO HOUR from 11-12 midnite... Call-in # 1 -856-696-0092
Scotty tuned in ... Loved what he heard ...got hooked and listens EVERY Friday night after they get done @ 11 pm on WYSP FreeFM !!!!!! He called my Show ... I called Him ... Then I called his Cell # he gave me and , tah dah ...
Went and got checked out @ AtlantiCare Urgent Care facility in Marmora NJ , Sat. morning 6-9-07 ... Examination / X-Rays 2.5 hrs.
Hairline cracks maybe ( hard to be sure Doc said ) , DEEP CONTUSSIONS and sever muscle Straining/Pull / tear ????!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!
I'm on Vicaprofen ( Vicadon / Ibuprofen ) for 7 days ... 2 days NO Duty and 2 Days Light Duty !!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeee ....

more to come ................

B R

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Welcome to my Nightmare ...

It was my winter of discotheque ...
This is my first BLOG except for the little fruity thing ya can do with your " MySpaceComedy " account .
I've got alot to say , so strap yourselves in kiddies ...

Here I am ...

Thespian ( Ellen ?? ) , Comedian , Pompous Jack Ass ( who said that ?? ) , StandUp Comic , Daddy, Carpenter ( Jesus??) , Fiance , Drummer ( 35 Bangin YEARS ... huh huh , He said Bangin... huh huh ) , Trivial Pursuit MUSIC edition ASS KICKER , Radio Talent ( YES , I said TALENT !! ), Ex Husband ( Thank CHRIST ... ) , ONCE a Marine , ALWAYS a Marine , Partial Bastard ( thanks for the Mammaries ) etc...

Thank you , Goodnight !!! ( seriously ...I wasnt prepared ... see ya ... )